Sol hates Myspace and Facebook, in fact he loathes all social networking websites, especially blogs. The only social websites he likes involve painting or tagging, discussion of things such as fighting 'The Man,' and anything linux related.
Why does he hate these websites? Most find them to be annoying which is understandable but their bodies are not riddled with hate from head to toe. When Sol spots someone using one of these abominations, he goes into fit a rage. Similar to the dolly, he goes into a Hulk like terror and throws the nearest inanimate object.
I've been known to use the space and book from time to time. When Sol catches me he shoots his laser beam death stare straight through my soul. Then he tells me how these sites were made by the man to watch us and learn our habits. Exposing such precious information like our names and interests is a sure way to have the government come after us or worse scientologists!
But here's the masochist in Sol, he may or may not have an account on both of these popular sites. I've asked about it, he claims to have made a faux profile in order to look out for his friends who will inevitably be:
- stalked by 15 year old girls
- lurked by creepy 20 year old girls
- watched by the government
- brainwashed by the scientologists
