Sol is thoroughly inconvenienced by winter. In this case, mother nature is actually "the man", holdin' him down with her wind gusts and snow drifts. Winter cruelly prevents Sol from doing the following things:
- Waking up before 8am
- Rollerblading to the bus stop
- Being on time for the bus
- Saving the internets
- Transferring .au domains
While Sol finds many of winter's attributes grating, he hates the cold most of all. Sol is always about 15 degrees colder than the rest of us. In an effort to stay warm, Sol wears his winter hat for approximately 23.75 hours per day, removing it only for showers and other special events.The one possible exception to Sol's hatred of winter is snowboarding; however, no one has taken him in quite a while, which certainly contributes to the hate.
Accidentally discussing winter in a positive light (ie. "I made a snow angel last night!") may drive Sol to "accidentally" kick the dolly and possibly hurt himself. If faced with this situation, you should simply reassure him that winter is almost over and back away slowly. He might cheer up once the sun begins to shine again, but probably not... he hates spring and summer as well.
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