The dolly pictured to the right has caused Sol to have many outbursts about the downfall of society, lazy people and well, flat tires. The dolly in question can only support a small amount of weight. When it has more than two boxes the tires fall off the rims, making it impossible to push. Sol has encountered this issue countless times.How can a dolly represent so much negativity? Only Sol knows the answer to that question. If you find yourself with Sol and a dolly be sure to state your hatred of the dolly. Declare it useless and you will have a lifelong friend.
Even if you have heavy servers to carry, DO NOT USE THE DOLLY. Using the dolly will only lead to your imminent demise and you will find yourself hated by Sol...no one wants that.
If you do use the dolly and Sol catches you he will become enraged much like the hulk. Which will drive him to loosen the screws holding it together so next time the dolly is used not only will it have flat tires--it will fall apart!
Please note he has parked the dolly in his line of sight, for hours at a time he can be found staring at it--cursing the day it was manufactured. Most people would put things they hate out of their sight, but not Sol; he is all about the masochism.
He also hates photographs as you can see in the above photo. Sol is hiding, because he believes the camera will steal his soul.
That is all.
3 comments:
Sol may hate the dolly, but Peter hates it more.
freaking POS!!!!!!!!!!!! you try moving 50 lbs worth of shortel boxes on it and see how fun it is. This, all because the UPS man is too freaking lazy? I got enough to do buddy.........
let the hate continue.
::sol::
I love the DOLLY, I hate the when its broke!!
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