The Mornings

Mornings do not please Sol. Now, it is certainly true that many people hate mornings, but few actively protest against them. It is in this way that Sol takes the hating of mornings to a new and profound level.

Sol attempts to avoid mornings at all costs. He has two methods by which to accomplish this:

1. Since falling asleep is the quickest way to bring about morning, Sol tries to stay awake if at all possible. This is accomplished via the utilization of Quake and Adult Swim, but is rarely successful.
2. When sleep eventually comes, Sol can remain unconscious through a ringing alarm clock for up to two hours without hitting snooze.

Unfortunately, despite these somewhat effective methods of evading morning, eventually Sol must wake. If you have the misfortune of encountering Sol in the morning, it is suggested that you do not do any of the following things:

• make eye contact
• speak
• shuffle papers
• request a site live
• make any sudden movements

Sol will return to normal by 11am.